If I could...

Cheekymoo tagged me.

You're supposed to choose 5 and then complete the sentence. Then I get to tag three people, so beware you lot, muwhahahahah!

If I could be a scientist . . .
If I could be a farmer . . .
If I could be a musician . . .
If I could be a doctor . . .
If I could be a painter . . .
If I could be a gardener . . .
If I could be a missionary . . .
If I could be a chef . . .
If I could be an architect . . .
If I could be a linguist . . .
If I could be a psychologist . . .
If I could be a librarian . . .
If I could be an athlete . . .
If I could be a lawyer . . .
If I could be an inn-keeper . . .
If I could be a professor . . .
If I could be a writer . . .
If I could be a llama-rider . . .
If I could be a bonnie pirate . . .
If I could be an astronaut . . .
If I could be a world famous blogger . . .
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world . . .
If I could be married to any current famous political figure . . .

Ok, here goes.

If I could be a linguist . . .
I'd be very cunning ;)

If I could be an inn-keeper . . .
I'd call it Kitty's and it would look like a traditional old tavern, with buxom lusty wench waitresses and chippendale-alike waiters. There would be live music from celidh and barn dance bands, and a huge open fireplace to sit round in the winter. Oh and there would be cats everywhere and a couple of big dogs to protect me and my staff from unwanted attentions.

If I could be a gardener . . .
then the field that I own at the back of my house would be lovingly transformed into a natural wilderness, with trees and shrubs and many many wildflowers growing in the grass. It would be a place to wander, to sit, to read or to daydream. A place for children to play hide and seek and to grow up with a love of nature. A place for dogs to romp and cats to prowl.

If I could be an architect . . .
I'd make my living designing unique houses for people. Each house would be tailored to how the occupants live their lives. Not for me the standard layout. I would get to know the people, follow their days, see what they do when and where and then lay out their house to take all this into account. I'd also make damn sure that there were plenty of power sockets and t.v. and telephone points!

If I could be a musician . . .
I'd be in a rock group as the lead singer. Wookie would be in it too as the bass player. We'd tour the world playing concerts at small venues crammed full of our fans and then we'd go home and just be ourselves and live like normal people until the next tour.

So now I think I have to tag people *rubs hands in glee*

Hmmm....
Ok the first tag goes to Pancho Villa Weasel who has taken over Sooz's blog at the moment and is holding it to ransom because she's ignoring him.
Second one goes to Hazy who's recently reinvented her blog, so a little more introspection shouldn't hurt too much.
Last one goes to Karen. She's going through a bad time at the moment so hopefully this will divert her for a few moments.

Over to you guys...