Saturday, December 15, 2007

Does this make me a bad mummy?

Is it wrong to let your son suck on, chew at, and generally play with a bottle of witch hazel (please note: a tightly sealed bottle) while you're changing his nappy?

Personally I consider it better than the alternative scenario of him mashing his fingers into his disgustingly poop-covered privates, then getting totally grossed out by the whole thing and trying to wipe his hands off on the nearest available object, which would either be the changing mat, me or, more likely, his clothes.

'Aint kids adorable.